Yes, it’s Friday night and I spend every Friday night the same way. In PAIN.
:) But it means I worked hard at karate. That’s just the nice way of saying I got beat up. Except tonight is a little too painful for my liking. I got kicked in the leg at a bad angle and it won’t stop aching. The swelling looks like a second head is sprouting out of my thigh. I’m afraid it might start chatting to me about the weather. But even if it did, I would be too tired to respond. I’m struggling typing these words as I speak/type.
No, I don’t get to sleep in tomorrow because I’m having an early driving lesson! They should add another column in the Learner’s log books for: Casualties. No one be on the roads tomorrow unless you want to play car hockey with me. In that game, nobody wins. Except me. ‘Cause I’m a winner! :D Yayy!
Yes, I want a pair of brightly coloured heels. None of that platform stuff though. All the heels these days are platform heels!! Sure it makes you tall as hell but I never really found Disco Stu that attractive. Whoa I almost fell asleep.
I will admit though. I do have a pair of platform heels. They’re in the back of my closet where no one can find them. Pretty comfortable but man I hate waiting in line in heels. It’s like a torture device. They should make prisoners wear heels continuously. That is in so many ways the ultimate death lol. But there are pros and cons for everything. I know that if I ever wanted to play baby prostitute, just put these on and, hey, five dolla.
Okay, I actually did fall asleep. It’s now Saturday morning lol.